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The B.A.D. Podcast # 115 Coconut.
Fictional introduction is written by Lady Anna
BAD #115 Coconut
April 1st fools
Happy April everyone, the month of tulips, rain and hope for the summer.
Coconut is a gentleman of the nut world, it grows up on high on the tropical palm trees and yet it will never look down on anyone.
It is technically designated as a fruit not a nut, but some disputes have been raised. So for now we can refer to it as fruit nut.
No-one knows the origin of coconut some say it goes back to a time where dinosaurs ruled the world, others say they were spotted around 500BC in Alexandria, they just sort of been here.
Coconut, gained some recognition during the late 70’s as an adventurous counter part to a philandering husband in a song If you like pina coladas, from then on it’s career took off as the popularity of the pina colada drink soared to did the coconut but then as the pina coladas became a cliche the dark days for the coconut came, the only use anyone ever wanted him for was a curry. But as luck goes in the early 2000’s a light shone on the gentlemen fruit nut as coconut water became insta popular, following their electrolights and flakes, now coconut is full time star.
Happy Bday – Barry Sonnefeld 62, Debbie Reynolds 83 and Method Man (Clifford Smith) 45.
1976- Apple is incorporated and becomes a company.
1960- Dr. Marteens releases their first boot.
In Indiana anyone over 14 years of age if he curses, uses profanity or take the Gods name in vain, can be fined $5 per bad word.
In Vancouver, one cannot feed a coconut to a squirrel, moose or an alligator, punishable by $5000 (canadian) fine.
In Montreal it is illegal to skinny dip.
In Israel it is illegal to bring bears to the beach.
Any fact were found on internet and other sources.
B.A.D. # 109 The Number 30
Fictional Intro written by Lady Anna
The illusive number 30, has many meanings but its mostly know as the end of post collegiate life style and embrace of the adult life.
The number 30 is feared by many 20 somethings as it symbolizes the death of late night ragers, unlimited drinking anything, and beginning of self control.
In reality once you cross over from 29 to 30 your soul gets sucked out of your body and immediately sold to Starbucks.
There is a Route 30 in the United States that runs from Oregon to Jersey, which is a long way.
According to Webster Dictionary 30 is the prime of young adulthood period in humans life.
It is also the number of track in the Beatles the White Album and the amount of Silver that Judas betrayed Jesus for.
30 is the right of passage for some, but mostly its just a prime number.
Happy 30th Bday to the ones who were born in 1986!
Next topic the year 1986.
Happy Bday to
Clark Gable- dead, Langston Hughes, African American poet and playwright, when Harlem was in Vogue, jazz poetry, The Ways of White Folks, integration. and Rick James the godfather of Funk.
Goodbye to Mary Shelley, writer of Frankenstein dies in 1851 brain tumor.
Johanna Sigurordotir (Skarsgaard) elected first Prime Minister of Island and first ever openly gay Head of Goverment. 2009
1790 US Supreme Court convenes for the 1st time in NYC
1969 Jim Morrison is arrested for exposing himself during the concert.
From research from History Orb, and On This Day and internet.
In Alabama one must not flick boogers in to the wind.
In Alaska Clowns are illegal.
In Arizona one does not need to renew his license for 50 years after the age of 21.
In Vermont one might claim retirement benefits after the age of 30 if he can provide a valuable reason.
research from dumblaws.com and internet
After the horrific events in Paris, we dedicate this podcast to the beautiful city of lights love and croissant.
Dan and talks us through the rules of wolves the card social game. gets fired from one of his jobs and we trash those evil people for that.
Anna takes picture of foliage.
Gaming thoughts and being stress free and reminiscing radio stations first cd’s wlakmens and Delilah kiss FM.
B.A.D. # 105 Paris
The city of love and the city of lights.
It is the capital of France.
Many great things were created in France, macarons, menage a trois, democracy, red lipstick, chain smoking while looking sexy and depressed, kitten heel, croissant, Luis the VI and Coco Chanel.
French women considered to be one of the most alluring women in the world, some of it due to their resistance to shaving while having an amazing taste in use of perfume, and also chain smoking while looking sad and sexy.
French men of course are well know for their lover not a fighter mentality and sexually confusing mannerisms, some say that phrase gay, straight or european was originated about the french men. They also have a great style, that combines slightly disheveled look mixed with couture. And chain smoking while looking sad and sexy while drinking red wine or coffee or both.
One of the worlds greatest attractions are the Eiffel tower and The Louvre.
The Eiffel Tower was build in 1889 and is really tall and pretty.
The Louvre has a lot of painting in it and also sculptures, and other antique things of great beauty and historical value.
Paris was named after Parisii a sub-tribe if the Celtic Senones, according to wikipedia, and it existed since about 3 BC.
Right now Paris is the 2nd most visited City in the world,
New York is 1st,
Tokyo – 3
1939 AlCapone got out Alcatraz Jail
1824 5th Ave opens for business.
1957- Ed Gein kills his last victim.
Maggie Gyllenhaal (38) Chinua Achebe things Fall Apart Lisa Bonet (48)
Lisa Bonet divorces Lenny Kravitz 1987
Clark Gable 1960 59
in France it is illegal to name your pig Napoleon.
It is punishable by death to die in the area if you don’t have a cemetery plot there.
In the french wine regions it is illegal for UFO to fly over vineyards.
You can marry a dead person.
Happy Turkey/Thanksgiving day.
Dan talks about getting lost in Ikea, Halloween report, sex in a port o potty – eeeew!
Thought on Matt Damon and Chipotle, shout out to Jill and Jeff!
Buffy and Angel forever! Suggestions for Leo DiCaprio’s Halloween costume we know your listening!
Reminiscing about old cartoons and WTF is wrong with youtube, what do you think you are FOR, to watch tv shows and movies duuuhhhh!!!!!
This is all about that girl named Lindsey.
Hey girl heeey!
So the name Lindsey has two mainstream spellings sEy and sAy, they are both derived from English last name, that get’s it’s name from a area of Lindsey in a country of Lincolnshire. Which I must say sounds very posh to me.
and the rough translation from old english/gaelic the name means marshmallow or a tree by the river. (marshmallow is a plant)
It is a unisex name, and originally was more popular for boys.
The A spelling is ranked 314th most used name in the US
The E spelling is ranked 226th …
And as when I did my research for Dan i found a famous Pole Volter.
The is a famous American Ski Jumper Lindsey Van
In China- all names must be scannable because all ids have barcodes. rejected were @
In Iceland- there is a naming committed that must approve the names.
rejected one was
Sweden also has a right to refuse a name.
Rejected names: “Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116” (pronounced Albin, naturally) was submitted by a child’s parents in protest of the Naming law. It was rejected. The parents later submitted “A” (also pronounced Albin) as the child’s name. It, too, was rejected.
Also rejected: Metallica, Superman, Veranda, Ikea, and Elvis.
Accepted names: Google as a middle name, Lego.
Germany – names must identify the gender.
France just rejected Nutella and replaced it with Ella.
1935- 1st Penguin book gets published.
Arnold Shwartzenegger (68)
Nicholas Cage 40 /18who married his imported child bride. 2004
Ingmar Bergman (89)
Sorry not sorry
to Britney Spears who divorced Kevin Federline
Introduction written by Lady Anna
Welcome back, we miss you just as much as you missed us!
- really, really, REALLY, long bathroom lines, NOT OK EDC! Just rent more porter potties or use the actual stadium that is made for handling large quantities of people.
- Shares her thoughts on Lukas Black aging like a potato.
- stories from the filming
The history of Sangria and other fascinating facts.
By yours truly Lady Anna (annaabramsactress.com)
Is a red wine drink that has no origin, some say it was invented by the romans, the other say it was invented in Spain in the 1400’s others believe that it’s a conspiracy to sell cheap wine and was invented in china in the 1970’s.
However the traditional Sangria recipe is:
Fruit, such as apples, grapes, oranges, cherries and pineapple.
Sweetener, honey, sugar, maple syrop
And brandy, vodka or rum.
The seven up sangria is the same as regular just has seven up in it.
It is suggested by in the manuscript of father John who was a monk in the 1559 Portugal that sangria should be drunk in the evening on Holy Saturday, before Easter, to cleanse one’s mind and soul, and allow your heart to be opened to God.
In the 74th episode of the Simpsons, Home decides to create a Sangria Stand to make extra money, and uses Duff Beer instead of red wine, and cigarette butts and hot dogs instead on fruit.
There is also a bar in Hoboken NJ called Mike2 that has a sangria Sunday, during which they serve $10 Sangria Pitchers, and in NYC’s restaurant Calle Ocho offers an unlimited Sangria Brunch and has a choice of over 8 Sangrias.
In 1982 the Sangria Diet was popular in Miami, Florida, which stated that one cannot eat any carbohydrates and the only liquid one is allowed to drink is Sangria.
The worlds weirdest Sangria was made with, Red Wine, White Wine, marshmallows, sliced strawberries, gin, Grape Soda, sour patch kids candy, chocolate liquor, Ice tea, splash of ever clear and red cool aid, it was invented in University if Alabama in 1992 and was popular during its students.
Conclusion Sangria is Delicious.
On this Day today April 8th
In 1879 Milk was sold in glass bottles for the first time.
In 1971 first ever OTB off track betting opens in New York.
In 1918 Betty Ford is born first lady (Gerald Ford 38th, alcoholic)
In 1947 Henry Ford dies at 83
In 1982 Bryan Cranson divorced his first wife
In Iowa it is illegal for liquor sellers to give any alcoholic presents for the holidays, birthdays, weddings etc.
In Texas bar prohibit for the alcohol bottles or glasses to have any design similar to an american flag or military.
In North Dakota coupons are forbidden on alcohol.
BAD#85 New Year
Welcome to the BAD podcast 2015! If you can believe it, it’s our 3rd year podcasting!!!
Therefore our theme is the New Year!!!
We NOW TAKE REQUESTS FOR PODCAST THEMES, DISCUSSIONS AND RADOMS! – EMAIL US at firstname.lastname@example.org
We start podcast with as usual a brief history of when and how January 1st became the 1st day.
Dan goes deep in to innuendos about champaign,
- gets confused about paranormal activity!
- talks about In to The Woods and Unbroken, I think spoiler alert!
Lindsey talks about horror movies, babaduke and other weirs ones.
Get A New Hobby OR Die Trying!!! – linney.
Anna gets excited about Dan Stevens.
And spoiler ALERT in case you didn’t watch the guest, cuz we dive balls deep into that one!!!
I mean what the fuck! Also it really is like Drive wanna be!
~Owh Dan Stevens you so pretty would u please come and play with ahem me heart 😉 ~
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Sorry, we were on vacation and also busy filming a new short film, stay tuned for that one.
But here it is….
Selfie, is a way of taking a picture of yourself in which you almost always look like a deushe.
Selfie was around since the mid 1800’s when photography first started to come in to play. And many famous photographers through the ages have taken their self portraits. Like Diane Arbus, Annie Leibovitz, and the most iconic one, the queen of selfies is Cindy Sherman who recently had a fantastic retrospective at the MOMA (museum of modern art).
However none of those people could be credited for the term selfie, as it only officially became a term in 2002 in spread wide with the invention of facebook and social media such as intagram.
In 2014 selfie was officially admitted in to the english language dictionary.
Presently the celebrity for taking the most selfies has a shared title between Miley Cirus and Kim Kardashian.
And of course the monkey that stole David Slater’s fame. By taking a selfie and now causing the photographer to be in battle over copyright.
Selfie is a symptom of a social media syndrome, which is defined by the Oxford psychology department as an addictive destructive behavioral pattern that causes the people affected by it to need a constant self assurance while not being able to verbalize their consciousness.
In a nut shell, the social media creation of a selfie, causes us as people to become shallow, selfish and unable to communicate or speak in plain sentences.
Now the laws more about the degradation of a society, since there aren’t any selfie laws really.
In Hawaii a surfer must communicate using a vocabulary of no more than a 100 words.
In Alabama it is illegal to wear pumps with sharp high heels.
In Arkansas it is against the law to eat cheese on friday unless it is with a pint of beer.
In Canada the internet speed can’t be faster than 56K. ( which is the speed of dial up modems from the ‘90s)
B.A.D. # 73 TMNT
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Since it’s summer, and its hot outside and lots of people tend to go to the movies and enjoy the AC, one of the remakes that makes a big splash this time is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Now TMNT were originally created and self-published in 1984 New Hmpshire by two friends that had no girlfriends and so they decided to create a mutant ninja turtles. I’m kidding, they’ve got laid a lot after these turtles made them maad money.
As the story goes it was sling 1984 and two college guys, Kevin and Peter, were hanging out at their parents house, not in the mood to go on a spring break. It was a warm sunny day outside, but the two men were hanging out in their basement and talking superheroes and what not, whiny they decided to come up with their own comic, that would satorise and parody all the other current popular comics of that time, such as batman, daredevil, the hulk etc.
And so they’ve credited one of the most beloved comic, and animated series, that I personally loved watching as a child, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
What is not well known, that originally there were 5 ninja turtles: Donatello, Michelangelo, Rafael, Leonardo and Clide, because the’ve ran out of Renaissance artist names, and so they just named the 5th one Clide.
But when they were in negotiation with CBS for the animated tv series the network felt that Clide was an inappropriate character, due to him being “slow” and therefore not all audience friedly and so Clide was cut out. Similar issue was raised with their food choice, originally the turtles would eat sushi as they were trained in martial arts by their rat master. But the network felt that sushi was not very popular food choice and they would not want to promote a communist show, and so sushi was replaced with pizza. An affordable, and family friendly food item.
Fastforward 30 years and now we have a live action remake of TMNT with Will Arnett and Megan Fox and her boobs, coming out to the theaters this summer.
In Alaska it is illegal to push out a moose or a turtle out of an airplane whilst in flight.
In Idaho it is illegal to fish while being on a camel
In Kentucky it is illegal to paint or dye a duck blue unless more than six are for sale at the same time.
In Main it is illegal to shave a sheep or a flamingo, less that 500 yards from a school, dmv or a place of worship. © Anna Abrams 2014tags: teenage mutant ninja turtles, comincs, new hampshire, 1984, daredevil, rafael, michelangelo, donatello, leonardo, megan fox, will arnett, cosmopolitan, michael bay, transformers, a million ways to die in the west, seth macfarlaine, lady Gaga, krysten stweart, ladies of london, bravo, lifetime, phillip seymore hoffman new movies, hunger games, survivor, poppies, poppies, heads up, the 6th sense, the happening, alexander skarsgaard, james marsden, x-men, enchanted, volleyball, bedlam and delirium, bad, acting, podcast, comedy,
B.A.D. #65 Tequila
In honor of cinco de mayo, or day of the mayonnaise. Our theme is tequila. And no we are unfortunately are not drinking it right now, due to that some of the people in this room can’t handle it. Yes Im talking about you!
Now, the history of tequila is simple.
It was created my a disgraced Mexican monk, who after leaving the cloth was left to fend for himself and in a desperate moment he created tequila.
The reason why he had to leave the church is disgrace, was do to him falling in love with one of the nuns, who subsequently became pregnant and after they were both banished from the church, they married.
Now back to the monk, he was all alone with noting, but a new wife and a baby on the way. He remembered that in the monastery when yeasts were scare they would use sugar to create ale, so he looked around and he saw the agave plant, which can be used as sugar substitute.
And then after a few tries of fermentation he created tequila, but it was still very harsh to drink, it burned to much. As he was debating what to do, he came upon a jar of tequila with the worm in it. He though of throwing it out, but then he got curious if the worm has observed any of the tequila, and boom, the harshness was gone and so in the year of 1507 tequila was born. He named the drink after himself, as his name was Tekla Lita, which later evolved into Tequila.
Happy Cinco the Mayo everyone!!!!
Written by ©2014 5/6 Anna Abrams
B.A.D. # 64 Bunnies.
©2014 Anna Abrams
Hello, and welcome back to the B.A.D. Podcast.
This is another Holiday Podcast, last week we did a passover podcast.
So this is week we are having an easter podcast, and the theme is Bunnies.
Bunnies are of course a traditional part of the Easter Celebration. Bunnies go all the way back to ancient Jerusalem, where they were actually inhabiting the hills where Jesus was crucified on.
Now one of the most popular questions is why do bunnies and eggs are represented in easter.
Well bunnious-astritus, or bunnies are a genus that was originally a dinosaur and was a monotremes which an egg reproducing species, during the evolution it became and a marsupial, birth giving mammal due to mixing in breeding over the years.
There are 3 basic types of bunnies:
Originally most bunnies were pink, the white and black fur spectrum bunny only evolved in to 1800’s.
In Nevada any magician is required to have a minimum of 3 bunnies, while practicing magic.
In Tennessee it is illegal to enter a bunny residing house without bringing a carrot for it’s pet.
And in France bunnies were considered part of a staple diet up until now.
The Bunny hill – name for slope skiing is named so after an easter egg hunt in the 1930’s colorado where ski resort employees dressed up as bunnies and entertained small children, by teaching how to ski during an easter egg hunt.
Hope that everyone had a good and happy easter.
# 62 Wet Wipes
# 61 Passion Fruit
This fictional introduction was written by Anna Abrams © 2014
We welcome Andrew!
Getting DRUNK on St. Patrick’s day and other stories….